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1. Collect all the socks in the world so nobody can find a matching pair.
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2. Train an army of penguins to conquer the world with cuteness.
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3. Invent a device that turns everyone's speech into chicken noises.
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4. Replace all coffee with decaf and watch the world descend into chaos.
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5. Erase every national border with a giant eraser and declare Earth one huge playground.
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6. Make all politicians wear clown costumes when giving speeches.
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7. Replace every math textbook with a cookbook and see what happens.
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8. Invent a perfume that makes people tell the truth, then spray it at the UN General Assembly.
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9. Use a giant magnet to collect all the metal on Earth and build a Disneyland in space.
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10. If all else fails, flood the world's social media with cute cat videos until everyone surrenders.
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