feat: add English translations for quests

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1. Collect all the socks in the world so nobody can find a matching pair.
2. Train an army of penguins to conquer the world with cuteness.
3. Invent a device that turns everyone's speech into chicken noises.
4. Replace all coffee with decaf and watch the world descend into chaos.
5. Erase every national border with a giant eraser and declare Earth one huge playground.
6. Make all politicians wear clown costumes when giving speeches.
7. Replace every math textbook with a cookbook and see what happens.
8. Invent a perfume that makes people tell the truth, then spray it at the UN General Assembly.
9. Use a giant magnet to collect all the metal on Earth and build a Disneyland in space.
10. If all else fails, flood the world's social media with cute cat videos until everyone surrenders.
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How to Make a Sandwich "Properly":
1. Slap your bread awake. It has been loafing around all day!
2. Choose your ingredients carefully. Each one must have its own personality. For example, pick a slice of ham that loves telling jokes.
3. Measure the thickness of each ingredient with a ruler. The margin of error must be no more than 1 mm.
4. Wear white gloves and laboratory goggles while assembling the sandwich to ensure the highest standards of hygiene.
5. Once finished, inspect every inch of the sandwich with a magnifying glass to make sure it is flawless.
Remember: making a sandwich is an exact science. No mistakes or creativity allowed!
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Things I started downloading at 3 AM but never had time to organize.
1. Blueprints for a magic wand that turns any food into pizza
2. A secret guide to learning ten alien languages in five minutes
3. A tutorial video on making fashionable hats from old socks (link no longer works)
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Things I started downloading at 4 AM but never had time to organize.
1. A paper explaining in detail why cats are the true rulers of Earth
2. A wikiHow article on repairing the International Space Station with chewing gum and paper clips
3. A complete course syllabus for training jellyfish as underwater detectives
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