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How to Make a Sandwich "Properly":
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1. Slap your bread awake. It has been loafing around all day!
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2. Choose your ingredients carefully. Each one must have its own personality. For example, pick a slice of ham that loves telling jokes.
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3. Measure the thickness of each ingredient with a ruler. The margin of error must be no more than 1 mm.
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4. Wear white gloves and laboratory goggles while assembling the sandwich to ensure the highest standards of hygiene.
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5. Once finished, inspect every inch of the sandwich with a magnifying glass to make sure it is flawless.
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Remember: making a sandwich is an exact science. No mistakes or creativity allowed!
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